Last friday of 2011, I ..
Got my flu shot Waited an hour & a 1/2 @ a Firestone, getting the tires to the Tahoe balanced/fixed Went to Mickey D’s to get a hot caramel mocha, just to be told that they were cleaning their machines, and couldn’t make it at the moment. So we ordered McChickens and fries Went to work, picked up check Went to the bank to put it in my account Shipped out my best friends...
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.
I had just finished watching the most sweetest...
& I cried like a fucking baby, non-stop. It’s called “The Lost Valentine” with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Betty White. If you’re a sucker for romance movies, I suggest this one <3
There was this one day when my family and I were...
& I decided to wear red lipstick just to complete my outfit. Tell me why, when we got in the car my dad took one look at me and said, “Why do you wear bright red lipstick? It makes you look like a whore.. I mean, when I see red lipstick it makes me think of a whore.” Seriously dad? My shorts weren’t that short. That’s all you had to say.. -____-
“& Now, fell in love with a one night...